Continuing with our romance theme for this month we have my good friend LD Rose with us today!!! I love this first date story! Love it!! 🙂
How I met my husband and our (unromantic) first date… by L.D. Rose
The moment my hubby-to-be walked through the door of the bagel shop I worked at, I was madly in love.
Or at least madly in lust.
At nineteen and on the prowl, work was the last place I wanted to meet men. Not only did I reek of onion bagels and cream cheese, but I wore a silly purple hat with dark circles under my eyes from being up early in the morning. I purposely volunteered to work the drive-thru every day so people wouldn’t have to stare at my tired ass for an extended period of time.
But when hubby strolled in at 5AM on a Saturday morning, my lips parted and my eyes damn near popped out of my head.
Tall. Dark. Gorgeous. Hazel eyes, tongue pierced, tattooed biceps, GOOD LAWD AND GOD DAMN. He’d come by for breakfast before he hit the gym. And I pretty much hid in a corner and gawked at him while my fellow coworkers took his order.
So imagine my surprise when I discovered I worked with his kid brother (whom I adored like my own brother, corrupting him every chance I had :P).
Of course, I gushed to kid brother about his stunning older sibling and he just laughed and rolled his eyes. I never thought he’d actually act on my squeals of admiration and set hubby-to-be and I up on a date.
When my phone rang one fated evening, hubby-to-be’s rich bass sounded on the other end and I wanted to DIE RIGHT THAR. He was asking me out on a date! I was terrified and thrilled to no end. A DATE WITH THIS GUY, holy shit! I had to slap myself to make sure I wasn’t dreaming (and I really did).
I met hubby-to-be at a beach town in RI on a gorgeous September evening. He worked at a photography studio at the time and we planned to head out for dinner once he was off. I didn’t know what we were having or where we were going–I just went along with it. I was too preoccupied with looking my best and hoping I didn’t utter anything stupid for the duration of the night.
Bad move number one: I was WAY overdressed. Hubby wore a casual sweater and jeans and I was dolled up to the nines. He found it entertaining, however I did not. Damn it, what a doofus.
Hubby is the kind of guy who knows how to strike up a conversation with anyone and can instantly put you at ease. He showed me around the studio and I couldn’t stop drooling over him, still unable to believe THIS GUY RIGHT HERE would actually date my goofy ass. I honestly can’t remember what I’d said to him, I was so nervous and just gestured randomly (and likely inappropriately). He kept smiling at me in amusement, and even though I felt so pathetic, I wanted to keep that smile planted on his handsome face.
He asked if I wanted to go for sushi. Um, sushi? What?! I’d never had sushi in my life and all I could think of was, “OMG, raw fish! YUCK.” But I was desperate to impress him so I agreed, cursing inwardly at what I was about to get myself into.
He knew the sushi chef and we sat at the bar, getting lots of free handouts—I was totally out of my comfort zone. My diet consisted of fast food, excessive booze, and way too much coffee. He asked me what I wanted to order and I had no idea. He was absolutely tickled that I’d never tried raw fish (OMG), so he ordered a colorful palette of rolls for us. Not bothering with the introductory California roll, he went straight for the throat with a Dragon roll and it looked absolutely terrifying. Although it tasted a little funny and had a very strange texture, it wasn’t too bad. Hey, I could handle this!
Of course, with hubby being a wise guy, he told me the wasabi was so delicious and I should spread tons of it on my sushi rolls. When I stuffed a giant wad of green paste into my mouth, he burst out laughing with that rich timbre (DAMN) and I wondered what the hell was so funny. When the burn hit my taste buds, my eyes watered and I sucked down two glasses of water in an instant. “Ha ha, very funny!” I said, wanting to DIE RIGHT THAR, although I couldn’t help but laugh. After all, I would’ve pulled the same stunt if I’d been in his position.
I offered to drive us down to the beach since my car was easily accessible and he agreed. I tried to focus on the road while he chatted away, his cologne drifting into my nostrils with the heat of the car. As my headlights cut around a curve, he shouted, “Look out!” and I responded with a “Huh?” and my front passenger tire hitched ever so slightly. He gaped at me and the stench of skunk rapidly infiltrated the car.
“Oh my God,” I uttered, horrified. “Did I just run over a skunk?”
He cracked up, covering the lower half of his face with the collar of his sweater, finding it abso-freaking-lutely hilarious. I sat there, mortified, babbling my apologies and feeling awful for killing a poor innocent skunk. “What if it’s still alive? Maybe we should go back and check.”
He shook his head, grinning. “No, it’s definitely dead. You showed it no mercy.”
WAT, AHHH. I drove back around and checked. No mercy, indeed.
Although I felt like a complete idiot, he talked me down from my self-deprecation. Eventually, I moved on and we walked the ocean shore on that perfect night with moonlight reflecting over the serene water. He fell back into easy conversation and I tried to keep on track, wanting to punch myself in the face repeatedly. I screwed up and he probably never want to see my goofy ass again. Even after my not-so-smooth moves, hubby tried to make me feel comfortable and seemed generally interested in what I had to say. I kept thinking his kindness was all out of pity and I just wanted to crawl under a rock and be FOREVER ALONE.
At the end of the night, he escorted me to my car, leaning back against it. We did that awkward shuffle couples do on their first dates, kiss or no kiss, kiss or no kiss, and I turned to leave. Why the hell would he want to kiss a skunk killer? When he grabbed my arm, pulled me close, and pressed his lips against mine, my brain emptied. It was sweet and sexy and it made me all tingly inside.
When he broke the kiss with a smile on his luscious lips, he murmured, “Good night.”
“Good night,” I blubbered, stupefied and a little slack-jawed.
I watched him leave, staring at his perfect ass, and he a tossed a grin over his shoulder. “Try not to run over any more skunks!” he cackled. I couldn’t help but laugh. What a man!
We went on a second a date. A third. We became lovers, best friends and soon we moved in together. Five years later, we married. And now, thirteen years after that ridiculous night, we’re still jabbing at each other (I’m now a jabbing expert), laughing at each other, and not taking life so seriously. We’re sushi snobs. We walk the beach with our beloved dog every chance we have. He still reminds me about that freaking skunk, the only creature I’ve ever committed vehicular homicide with. I don’t regret a single moment, wouldn’t change a thing (well, except maybe the skunk murder), and I’m blessed to have such an amazing, caring, and wonderful man in my life. Full disclosure, we don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day. Who needs it when–
(wait for it…)
–EVERY DAY IS VALENTINE’S DAY!
*explodes in a starburst of confetti corniness*
And you know what? I wouldn’t have it any other way. 😀
Blaze Knight has been through hell and back, but the nightmares aren’t over yet.
Five years after Blaze was maimed by Cyrus Chimola, a powerful vampire with a penchant for torture, he’s still trying to pick up the pieces of his shattered life. As a genetically engineered mercenary with the ability to bend fire to his will and to see in infrared, Blaze’s mission is to protect what’s left of humanity. When Chimola and his crew return to the Bronx gunning for Blaze’s blood, Blaze is forced to face the demons of his past. Hell-bent on revenge, he seeks the help of Valerie Medeiros, an NYPD detective who manages to steal his heart and save his life in more ways than one.
Motivated by her sister’s gruesome death, Valerie has made it her life’s goal to bury every vampire in the ground where they belong. When she brings in Blaze Knight for suspected murder, she discovers he’s not only innocent, he isn’t a man at all—he’s a half-vampire hybrid working with a band of brothers for the U.S. military. Valerie has a hard time trusting anything with fangs, yet she quickly falls headlong into Blaze’s life, a life full of darkness and horror she can’t even begin to fathom. The bodies are stacking up, but Valerie can’t seem to let go of this hybrid, a beautiful monster filled with pain, rage, and passion unlike anything she’s ever known.
In a world where the line between good and evil is blurred, Blaze and Valerie will find danger at every turn, risking everything they’ve come to know and love, including one another.
Hell-bent on revenge, Blaze is out to set the world on fire, and Valerie is the only one who can tame him. Will she pull him back from the brink or fall headlong into his dark past?
RELEASING THE DEMONS, a dark paranormal romance and the first novel in The Order of the Senary series.
OFFICIAL REVIEW QUOTES:
“This is one blazing-hot read that shouldn’t be missed!” – InD’tale Magazine, November 2015
“I was hooked from the first word and I’m still reeling after the last one.” – Nerd Girl Official
“A beautiful love story which blooms out of pain and suffering.” – Travelogue of a Book Addict
“Brilliantly written, forever entertaining, and a world like no other.” – Us Girls and a Book
“This is an action packed paranormal romance not for the faint of heart.” – Paranormal Romance Authors That Rock
“A fast paced gritty story that leaves you breathless.” – Obsessed by Books
L.D. Rose is a neurotic physician by day, crazed writer by night, and all around wannabe superhero. She writes paranormal romance and urban fantasy, but she’s been known to delve into horror, sci-fi, and medical suspense on occasion. L.D. Rose is a member of the RWA, FF&P, NEC-RWA and CoLoNY. She currently lives in Rhode Island with her studly hubby, her hyperactive boxer, and her two devious cats.
Where to find her:
Author page: facebook.com/ldroseauthorpage
Valerie kept her eyes locked on the glass windows covered with cigarette prices and beer ads, watching Tattoos pay up at the cash register. Once she reached the side of the building, she pressed her back against the warm brick wall. Sweat trickled down her spine and she wiped her clammy hands on her jeans before she drew her Beretta. She listened for the bell hanging above the store entrance, and when it jingled, she peered past the corner of the building.
There he is.
Holding a pack of Marlboros, he slipped it into his back pocket along with a silver money clip. He walked back toward the Chevelle, scanning the area one more time as he stepped off the concrete elevation.
This is it. Do it. Now!
With her gun pointed at the ground in a two-handed grip, Valerie pushed off the wall and turned the corner, staring at his back. Her voice was loud and clear as she called, “Blaze.”
He stopped and pivoted around. A fleeting expression of confusion filled his face, but it quickly turned into shock as she lifted her gun and shouted, “Freeze, NYPD!”
Gasps and shouts resounded as everyone turned their attention on her. Some people ducked while others gawked, and she wished they would just climb into their cars and get the hell out of here. She did her best to ignore them, keeping her focus solely on the man before her as she carefully approached him. He didn’t make any sudden movements, his brow furrowing as a muscle in his jaw ticked.
Valerie flashed her badge to prove she wasn’t bullshitting. “Get your hands in the air where I can see them.”
He slowly lifted his arms and spread his hands out wide. Then spoke with a voice like black gravel, matching his appearance all too well. “What’s going on here?”
She closed in on him, his presence becoming more and more overwhelming. Sirens resonated in the distance, sending a trickle of relief through her. He didn’t appear armed but that didn’t mean jack.
“Turn around and get down on the ground. Now!”
Anger consumed the confusion on his face but he surprisingly complied, giving her his back again before dropping to his knees with his hands above his head.
She kept her gun aimed and her mind submerged in the well of her calm. She couldn’t remember the last time she’d arrested someone; she usually shot to kill. “Cross your ankles,” she ordered, and he did so, crossing his booted ankles as if he’d done this before.
Valerie placed her foot in the space between his legs, so if he attempted to stand he would end up flat on his face. People finally backed away as she removed her tungsten carbide handcuffs from her utility belt, gripping the Beretta with knuckles white as chalk. Tungsten carbide was the only metal strong enough to hold a vampire, but she used it on everyone, regardless of species. Two New Rochelle cruisers whipped into the gas station, blocking off both exits before four officers leapt out of their respective vehicles. Valerie put the gun up and cuffed Blaze’s dominant hand, swinging his right arm around before latching onto the left.
He didn’t put up a fight. He didn’t even flinch. But he balled his big hands into fists at his back. She read him his Miranda rights as she cinched the cuffs around both of his thick wrists.
“You have the right to remain silent—”
“I have the right to know what’s going on,” he growled, showing her his savage profile.
“Anything you do or say can be used against you in a court of law.”
“What are you arresting me for?”
“You have the right to an attorney.”
“Fuck the attorney—”
She yanked the chain of his cuffs, bringing his solid body against her as the faint scent of cologne tickled her nose. She leaned into his ear, anger flashing through her as she thought of bloody grass and charred flesh.
“You’re under arrest for the murder of Elena Delgado. Now get the fuck up and move.”
His body hardened, his heart thudding in his chest. If that wasn’t enough, the stirring low in his belly sure as hell was.
He wanted her. Badly.
And so did the leech inside him.
“Blaze?” She peered at him with concern, taking a step closer.
He snapped out of it, realizing she’d asked him something he completely missed. “Huh?”
“Do you want some coffee? Something to drink? Eat?”
Yeah, you. He swallowed his saliva, straightening. “I should get going.”
“Oh.” She tried to hide her disappointment but she was bad at it. She wants you to stay. “Where are you heading?”
“Probably home for a few hours. Rest up a bit.” And drink about a gallon of blood while thinking of you. “You know.”
Valerie set what he assumed was the bag of coffee on the counter. She took another step toward him as a wave of jasmine swept over him, tugging him in places he shouldn’t be tugged.
He took a reflexive step back. Goddamn it, he was fine. He’d been fine right up until now. What the hell just happened?
Bad idea, Blaze. Bad fucking idea to starve yourself and walk into her apartment at dusk, with that body, and that face, and those eyes, and that smell . . .
“I’ll show myself out.”
She looked entirely confused as he turned away and headed for the door. Christ, he was acting like he’d never been in a woman’s apartment before, and God knew he’d been in many. But he’d never been this hungry around a woman before—at least, not in ordinary circumstances. And he wasn’t famous for his control.
He could feel it, that ugly darkness inside him spreading through his veins, making his lips and toes tingle. The leech opened its jaws and yawned, sucking down what was left of his civility. His gums tightened, squeezing his canines, urging them to grow, to elongate.
To spring free.
He needed to get out. Now.
“I’ll see you in the morning,” he ground out, his voice a near growl. “Good night, Val.”
He slammed the door behind him and managed to stagger ten paces down the hall before his limbs stopped working. Sweat dripped down the sides of his face and trickled down his spine. His hands shook and he clenched them into fists. He stood there, chest heaving, heart pounding, fangs pulsing, cock throbbing. He closed his eyes and lifted his face toward the ceiling, trying to wrestle the monster down, trying to beat it back into submission.
But it was already too late.
Through the din in his head, Blaze heard a door click behind him, disengaging from its frame. It creaked open slowly as jasmine slithered through the hallway toward him, rising up and striking at his senses, delivering the final blow. He craned his neck and spotted her.
Valerie’s blond hair fell in a curtain as she peeked out, looking for him. Her eyes widened when she found him, still standing in the corridor, and she quickly retreated.
“Sorry,” she murmured, but before she could close the door, he was already there, his hand propped against it.
She looked at him in pleasant surprise. “Blaze, I—”
He didn’t give her a chance to finish. He seized her mouth with his before he slammed the door behind him and locked it shut.
AW…what a fabulous post. You know… you could write a book…
Seriously. I know Contemp rpm ain’t your thing but…..
I totally agree!! She really could!
Couldn’t she though. it reads brilliantly. I want more
LOL, aw you guys! Stop! *blush*
LOL, Shey, maybe someday! 😛 Glad you enjoyed it. 😀
I loved it.
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You skunk killer you! Great story!!
LOL, I’m glad you enjoyed it, Sharon! I’m repenting for my skunk murder. 😛
Thanks for having me, Angela! 😀
Anytime L.D!! You know I love your stories 🙂
I’m glad you do! 😀
That’s a great story -you guys seem perfect for each other…I agree who needs Valentine’s Day when we could have another Halloween… Which is much more romantic, LOL 🙂
Lol! I enjoyed your story!
Glad you liked it, Bonnie! 😀
Thanks for stopping by!
Debbie, I’m always up for another Halloween and it’s far more romantic. 😉 Glad you enjoyed the post!
This actually got me all teary, and not because of skunkicide. I love how you see yourself as goofy when, to me, you are elegant. Goofy and elegant–the perfect LD Rose. ❤
Aw, Terri! Now you’re making me all teary! I don’t think I’m elegant at all, but if you do, then so be it. 🙂
I totally agree with Terri! I also got all teary at the end of your hilarious, sweet story. And your excerpts are perfect! You have to buy the book after reading them. 🙂
Aw, thank you, Mary Beth! You’re too kind to me. 😀 I’m glad you enjoyed the posts and the excerpt.
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Thank you for reblogging! ❤
You’re welcome. Thanks for the awesome post!
Thanks for the enjoyable story. It brought me back in time to when I was that age and so very uncertain of myself. Great post!
Glad you enjoyed it, Kim! Thanks for stopping by! 🙂
What an awesome first date. Loved the story and all the fun details. Are you a writer?! 😉 I’m happy you found each other but I’ll pass on the sushi.
Hmm, I might be a writer (shhhh), lol. Glad you enjoyed the post! Are you not a sushi fan? 😉
Your first date story is cute and hilarious at the same time! Loved the excerpts from your book too. 🙂
Glad you enjoyed it, Melissa! Thank you for stopping by. ❤ 😀
Well, I read it and I loved it. It’s a great book, and I rarely read paranormal. Took a chance, and boy was I glad. Also, love you and the hunk husband first date.
Writing as Belle Ami
Aw, thank you, Tema! Glad you enjoyed both the book and the post. 🙂 ❤
What a great post, Linda! It reminded me of my awkward, shy, omg I’m out with him date I had my hubby fourteen years ago. 😉 Thank you for sharing!
LOL, glad you enjoyed it, Rose! Looks like it worked out for you too. 😉 Thanks for stopping by!
LMAO through the whole post, but then I usually do with yours! Thanks for this one!!
Glad you enjoyed it, Petie! Thanks for stopping by! 😀
What a great story! Wish my husband would let me tell the story publicly of how we met but he’s a very private person. *sigh* I’ll just have to keep making up stories instead!
Steph, yeah I totally get that! You could tell it like a story and change all the identifying information. 😉 Glad you enjoyed the post and thanks for stopping by!